HOW TO BE A COMPLETE DOUCHE
- Don’t text back
- Upload bad photos of your friends on facebook
- Tag them, and everyone who might know them
- Pursue someone and lose interest when they finally give you their reciprocation
- Complain about shit
-Take photos with ugly people, make it your profile pic. swim in all the comments.
- Chat with someone via Retweets and flood everybody’s dashboard.
- Text someone you once dated and tell them you miss them
- Reply with ‘K’
- Phase your friends out
- Be way too excited about media from the 80’s/90’s, rant about how dumb shows are today then watch cartoon network after.
- Take pictures of the food you’re eating and upload them
- Say you ‘love geeks’ and then make fun of them.
- Send mass texts that say ‘what are you doing tonight’, and choose from the best option
I’m so guilty.